Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Chuck Norris Jokes

 
 
 

The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!

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The Apple customer support did as Chuck asked and speedily installed Android on his iPhone.

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Mr. Norris once ate a whole cake before anybody could warn him that there was a stripper inside.

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The original plan was to put Chuck Norris’ face on Mount Rushmore, however the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.

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Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.

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Why do children cry when they are born? They know they've entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a black mamba. After three days of agony, the black mamba died.

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If you seek a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, try checking the extinct species list.

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Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run.

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