Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Chuck Norris Jokes

 
 

The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!

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Chuck Norris is a coward. If he weren't, he'd come and he'd...

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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There is no use crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, that milk belonged to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just naps in the ground for a bit. 

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Even though he can, naturally, Chuck Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.

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Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking!

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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