Funny Sayings | Part 10 | Cool and Unusual

Cool and Funny Sayings

Amusing sayings, humorous quotes, funny proverbs, phrases, slogans, smart remarks for any occasion, witty wisdoms for fun and reflection.

When a bird hits your window, how do you know God isn’t playing Angry Birds with you?

Funny bumper stickers:

Do we know each other? No? Then please keep your distance.

Sure, overtake me if you want. We'll meet again at the next traffic light.

Braking is for suckers.

Am I driving too close in front of you?

Escape vehicle. Please do not park too close.

I'm also lost. There's no need to follow me.

Interesting status update:

9 out of 10 voices in my head say that I'm crazy. The tenth is humming.

WARNING: Alcohol consumption may cause you to think that you are whispering when you are quite definitely not.

They say good, honest work never did anybody any harm, but I don't want even the slightest risk.

Did you see (or possibly get) a bad hairdo?

I wonder what the hairstylist does for a living...

Send out your heart to the emancipation movement, bearded women want to be loved too.

It's funny how many people get mad when a sentence doesn't end as they carrot juice.

Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

I’m very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk.

When you don't know the answer or perhaps you don't want to say:

I will now answer you with a direct and unequivocal "maybe".

Experts say you shouldn’t eat at night. So who put the light bulb in the refrigerator?

When you're late:

I'm never late. The others are simply too early!

When somebody is totally angry, why not say:

"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."

When somebody has a belly ache or doesn't feel well, why not cheer them up with:

Ah, you've been nibbling from the loo again, haven't you.

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer

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