Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Sayings

Best first: War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
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Cool and Funny Sayings

Amusing sayings, humorous quotes, funny proverbs, phrases, slogans, smart remarks for any occasion, witty wisdoms for fun and reflection.

Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without having to change a single idea.
I’ve got a problem for your solution.
If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
Love life self-help:

Oh come on Amor, that's enough man. Give me the arrow and I'll do it myself!
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
If it isn’t due tomorrow, it’s not homework. 
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