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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. They’re
fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.
What's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.
You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body
after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start
sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to
the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I
called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.
If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk
bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.
At a swimming pool: Three guys climb a high-dive tower and meet a good fairy
who offers to fulfill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says, ”Beer!” -
and the pool is full of beer. The other one jumps, says, “Money!” and the
pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump but slips and, falling,
yells, “SHIIIIIIT!!!”
Women go on a diet on three occasions:
- When they break up with a
guy;
- When they meet a new guy;
- On Mondays.
What is
see-through and smells of carrots?
-
A rabbit fart.
What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny.
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