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New category: Fun Facts | Dad Jokes

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What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?

A creature that sucks blood from your knees.

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 I called the hospital but the line was dead.

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Why do people never eat clocks?
 
Because it’s really time consuming.

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When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

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A question on an internet forum:

Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes.

A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.

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Why is women’s soccer so rare?
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It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.

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So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

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