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Joke for mothers:
When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a
worm, you take it to a doctor. When your second child eats some earth, a bit
of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie and clean it. When your third child
eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you wonder whether it still needs
My boss told me yesterday, “Ken, you shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for
the job you want”.
But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbusters
clothes, the dog said I was fired.
My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages
around the house for days.
New category: Prank Ideas / Practical jokes
I hope the children will never find out why I say ‘oooops….” so often
when I vacuum their rooms.
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently
when she wrote it in her diary.
New joke category: Dog Jokes
“So what are you doing today?”
“What the heck,
you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!”
“That's right, and
I'm not finished yet.”
Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a
small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No
problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”
“Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
“No, not a soul,
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”
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