The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Your mom is so fat she has to iron her
trousers on the street.
Yo Mama so poor, she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping
Your mom poops standing.
Yo momma is so fat when she walks
past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
your mother farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.
Your mam is so fat that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.
You mum is so fat, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!
Your mama is so dirty a sewage facility wouldn’t hire her because of
Your mother works as a seaman!
Your mother collects ugly
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
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