Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: Your mama is so old they didn’t even study history when she went to school.
 
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes
 



A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!


Your mom is so fat she has to iron her trousers on the street.
 Yo Mama so poor, she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Your mom poops standing.
Yo momma is so fat when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
When your mother farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.
Your mam is so fat that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.
You mum is so fat, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!
Your mama is so dirty a sewage facility wouldn’t hire her because of sanitation concerns! 
Your mother works as a seaman!
Your mother collects ugly children.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
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