Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: Yo mama is so fat she had to be baptized in Sea World.
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes

A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!

Yo mama is so hideous she can’t attract even the mosquitos!
Your mama is so dumb she sold her car to have money for the gas!
Bob the Builder once saw your mum, he said, "No, we can't fix this."
Your mother pooped in our backyard. Put it away please.
Your mama is so fat and old, she was the reason Dracula vanished – she gave him diabetes.

When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo!
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