The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Yo mama so nasty I got her on the phone once, and she gave me an ear
The Zoo called. They want your mother back.
Your mom sings pirate songs on the toilet.
Yo mama's name is Harlan and she subscribes to three
When yo momma goes to the Zoo, she throws feces at the apes.
Yo mama works for Weight Watchers as the "Before picture".
Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
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