The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Yo mama only loves you because of the child support.
Yo mama is
so poor that ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama is so
grim, the McDonalds she works for gave up on Happy Meals.
Your mom is so fat, when she falls down in Wyoming, a bike falls down in
Yo mama so fat – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the
mother has to peep when she goes backwards.
You mom buys the All You Can Eat Menu twice.
Yo mama is twice the man you’ll ever be.
Your mother is so hairy that when she goes to walk your dog, she is the first
to get petted.
Why does your mum laugh when she runs across a meadow?
grass tickles her nuts.
works for China as a rocket defense shield.
Yo mama is so ugly that
when she sits down on a sandy beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
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