Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: The Zoo called. They want your mother back.
 
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes
 



A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!


Yo mama so fat every time she takes a walk in high heels, she strikes oil!
Your mother craps in the garden and tells everybody, "Oh, organic manure is the best for my tomatoes and strawberries. They want nothing else."
Why is the Amazonas brown?
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Well, all the other toilets were too small for your mom.
Yo Mama's so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
Yo mama is the reason there are yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of your family!
Your mother is so fat, when she skydives in yellow overalls, everybody down here think the sun is going down.
Why did Hitler die?
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Your mom had to fart.
Yo mama so fat that if she tried to bungee jump, she’d go straight to hell!
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