The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
When the black vulture dies out, your mama will become the ugliest bird.
Yo mama moans when she bakes sausages.
Your mom is so fat
you need a stargate to get from one butt pimple to the other.
down the hill at 80 mph?
Your momma with a McDonalds voucher.
called - your mom is too fat!
Yo mama's name is
Joe and she's the hairiest in the Zoo.
Yo mama's armpits are so
hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light," he had
to ask her to move out of the way.
People jog around your mum for exercise.
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