Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: Yo mama is the reason there are yo mama jokes.
 
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes
 



A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!


When the black vulture dies out, your mama will become the ugliest bird.
Yo mama moans when she bakes sausages.
Your mom is so fat you need a stargate to get from one butt pimple to the other.
What rolls down the hill at 80 mph?
 
Your momma with a McDonalds voucher.
Google Earth called - your mom is too fat!
Yo mama's name is Joe and she's the hairiest in the Zoo.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light," he had to ask her to move out of the way.
People jog around your mum for exercise.
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