Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: Yo mama moans when she bakes sausages.
 
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes
 



A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!


How do you get your momma in the house?

You grease the door frames and throw a biscuit inside.
When your mother goes swimming, all kids are screaming, "Who's going to get to the island first!"
 Yo mama is so fat she had to be baptized in Sea World.
Yo Mama so hairy that Big Foot took a picture of her.
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, "OK."
Yo mama is so ugly that even the family dog refuses to lick her face.
Your mom is so fat she darkens our classroom every time she comes to pick you up from school.
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