The Funniest Jokes Top 100
When my wife
starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can
see there's no domestic violence going on.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman
drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
I'd like to buy
a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do
so within groups of 40.
cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
do people die so quickly in our family?
Can you identify yourself, sir?
Driver pulls out his mirror
and says: Yes, it's me.
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to
get married? Because they part for every little shit.
once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed
by a man. But hell does that burn!
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