The Funniest Jokes Top 100

The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.

How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

I was in a restaurant once and I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my reliefs to the beat of the music. After just a few songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... That was when I remembered I was listening to my iPod.

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn’t get bacon seeds anywhere.

What is short and would be very disturbing at breakfast?
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Hitler

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.

Woke up with a dead leg this morning. I will not take out a loan with the mafia ever again.

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