The Best of Black Humor / Dark Jokes
An artist asked the gallery manager if anybody asked about his
“Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news,” said the owner.
“The good one is that a gentleman liked your work and asked if its value
would appreciate after your death. When I said yes, he bought all 20 of your
“But that’s fantastic,” whooped the artist. “What could possibly
be the bad news?”
“The gentleman was your doctor.”
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the
tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!“ asks a
passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit.“
Nurse: The malingerer in Room 9 is dead.
Doctor: Oh man, he just
won’t stop exaggerating!
Do you think there’s no good news about having Alzheimer's?
buy and wrap your own surprise presents. Plus you are constantly making new
This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the
Midwest. An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in
Stockholm, Wisconsin. So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered
1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect
that number to climb.
you heard they found a dead guy with his head buried in his cornflakes?
A: The police believed it was a cereal killer.
A stressed-looking mom and little Johnny run around the beach.
After about fifteen minutes the mom stops, out of breath and demands, „Come
on Johnny, please remember where you buried daddy in the sand, will you?“
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