Short and Funny Jokes! Hilarious Black Humor

Best first: They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
    
 Black Humor - Sarcasm

The Best of Black Humor / Dark Jokes

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
I took my wife’s family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren’t very happy about having to donate blood though.
Son, Mommy, mommy, daddy hanged himself in the attic!
 
Mother, What??!!
 
Son, Gotcha, April's fool! He hangs in the garage.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Atlanta Zoo.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, “Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die...”
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
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