The Best of Black Humor / Dark Jokes
When a blind woman tells her boyfriend that she is seeing someone, it
could either be a really terrible news or a really great news.
What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
He
wiped his bottom.
Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert?
Yes, the red wire.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
- Mommy, mommy, I found daddy!
- How often do I have to tell you not to
dig around in the garden!
Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?
First of
all, don't give him anything to drink.
A magician comes to a seniors' home
for entertainment afternoon: Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?;
Seniors,
enthusiastically, Yeaaaah!
Magician, winking, But not for
looooong.....!
Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
If you see me smiling, I'm probably thinking of doing something evil.
If I’m
laughing, I've already done it.
Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them
to the ground for maximum impact.
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